Phantom

Taking a dump then looking down to find nothing there because it has disappeared down the depths of the toilet.

Guy 1 "dude did you just take a crap"
Guy 2 "yeah man"
Guy 1 "you didn't flush?"
Guy 2 "oh it was a phantom, no flush needed"

by bangbangbam11 October 14, 2011

Phantom Rod

What she may feel an hour or more after sex.

Damn, that sex was so good, i`ve had phantom rod for 3 hours now.

by Suinbeda November 4, 2011

phantom dick energy

(P.D.E.) - when a person thinks or acts like they have "big dick energy", but really has "small (or no) dick energy."

He thinks he's about to smash, but he really has that phantom dick energy about him that he can't seem to shake!

by maryncanary November 3, 2023

phantom burps

when you can smell a "burp," through your computer

she had phantom burps. he could sense the level of how disgusting the burps were

by ironfinn November 6, 2023

Unreal Phantom

Unreal Phantom is the HIT YouTuber who records buses on the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission). He is well known for his TTC Bus Compilations and his Scarborough RT Videos.

Oh my gosh! Connor look its Unreal Phantom recording a ICTS vehicle!!

by FortniteGamer3002 November 12, 2023

Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.

“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”

by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023

Renaissance Phantom Dump

Someone who leaves a big dump in an office desk drawer in retaliation for the recipient getting to work early and destroying the community restroom.

Adam blew up the first floor bathroom before work again, so tomorrow I'm going to leave him a Renaissance phantom dump to teach him a lesson.

by PColaCajun December 23, 2023