Rule Number One

Don’t Die

Mom: “If your friends jump, would you?”
You: “Of course, just gotta live by Rule Number One”

by HoolioG July 11, 2020

prime number kylie

Someone who is Blonde. A girl who doesn’t understand the concepts of prime numbers. Someone who thought prime numbers where composite numbers.

Guy1: Ugh you don’t know what primer numbers are, you’re such a prime number Kylie

Guy 2: I know dude :(

by Someone who likes pigs September 09, 2021

Villager Number 4

The host of the popular Villager News series on YouTube.

“Thank You, Villager Number 4.” Villager Number 9

by ANRS1234 May 16, 2021

number one stunner

The act of being so stunning, that you are now in-fact, number one.

That nigga jamal is so sexy, he must be a number one stunner!

by blizzzzaaaaaaa August 15, 2008

situation number 9

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.

Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.

by pjargon July 21, 2020

Rule Number Two

Fundamental rule of dating females, no fat chicks

1: two rules of dating my friend, rule number one is there are no rules
2: what about rule number two?
1: no fat chicks

Don't date Hayley, she's a rule number two

by tdpass6000 January 04, 2017

rolling numbers

Incestuous masturbation, more specifically masturbation inspired by hearing one's parents rolling on the couch

When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out

by Rick Nielsen September 22, 2007