by Cloud Hopper December 12, 2011
To jump the couch is to go crazy for someone on national T.V. by ''jumping on thier couch'' Can be used on people you know personally too. Also see jump the shark Tom Cruise
Steve: OH MY GOD I LOVE ALYSSA SO MUCH BLAH BLAH BLAH *starts to jump*
Fred: Gee, no reason to jump the couch Steve, your ruining my 599 dollar leather couch!
Fred: Gee, no reason to jump the couch Steve, your ruining my 599 dollar leather couch!
by DizzyLizzy April 17, 2007
A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.
Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.
by Selin, Amada and Esmer May 10, 2004
A term used especially in Minnesota (go figure) that mean "fuck off" or "shut up." Used by grandmas who have anger issues but are to civilized to swear.
Kid: Hey, hey, pay attention to me, feed me, I want money!
Jodi: Go jump in a lake you little twerp! *takes a swig of gin*
Jodi: Go jump in a lake you little twerp! *takes a swig of gin*
by nanodesu1234 February 21, 2017
"Yo i like Jamal"
"bitch your a jump off you no i dated jamal a week ago"
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"hey i like mikey!!"
"yo back up jump off you no im trying to get with him"
"bitch your a jump off you no i dated jamal a week ago"
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"hey i like mikey!!"
"yo back up jump off you no im trying to get with him"
by kiki-crazed September 11, 2009
by teedy2222 May 25, 2008
A very stupid saying. You don't need to know what it means because whoever said it to you isn't worth listening to. The phrase was popular from October 2004 to January 2005. But now it's just stupid. The person who said it is probably a very insecure teenager (or a VERRRY insecure 20-something) who is just trying to sound cool.
Next time someone utters the phrase "jump the shark", take him/her by the hand and say gently, "It's ok, you don't have to try to act cool. No one's watching."
Next time someone utters the phrase "jump the shark", take him/her by the hand and say gently, "It's ok, you don't have to try to act cool. No one's watching."
DWEEB #1: Check out my new parachute pants. They're phat!
DWEEB #2: "Phat" jump the shark last week! Anyway my parachute pants are modder than yours.
DWEEB #2: "Phat" jump the shark last week! Anyway my parachute pants are modder than yours.
by Brendie November 28, 2006