Eddie dear

The mailman from welcome home!

Frank: hello Eddie dear
Eddie: hello mr frank!

by Eddie_dear_fan June 15, 2024

Fast Eddie

She will blow your mind and take your money, all while making you feel better about yourself.
After the initial pool match is complete, a rematch will immediately be brought up. Followed by the owner of the pool hall kicking her out before the rematch is complete. Sucking you into playing her again on a different day. Her methods aren't conventional, yet extremely effective

Chump 1: I'm tired, I'm going home

Fast Eddie: wanna play some scotch doubles bank 8?
Chump 1: yeah, but my partner is the best player in the room

Fast Eddie: doesn't matter let's fuckin go race to 3

by Willyc73 July 10, 2024

Eddie's Special

While performing the rusty trombone, the scrotum goes on the upper deck, like they're zyn pouches.

Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.

This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.

Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.

by Half/Laff August 12, 2024

Mr. Eddis

Mr.Eddis is the best English Language Arts teacher on Earth. He is hella cringy though

Mr. Eddis - The smartest ELA teacher in the world

by MasterNoaboa January 18, 2023

alina and eddie

the cutest couple to ever exist.

me- have you seen alina and eddie
worker- yes! theyre so cute

by EllieP5 January 20, 2023

Eddy Z

Eddy Z loves saying a naughty word that begins with n. He likes talking about bunda. He brings binoculars to the swim club to observe LEC. His Home Screen is David being naughty. His favorite elements on the periodic table are nickel and ger. He failed NNN on the first day at approximately 12:01 AM

It’s a wild Eddy Z!

What is that word he’s saying? It begins with n and ends with r. Nnn…r!

by SchauchRodd February 11, 2023

Ed, Edd n Eddy flipping

Smoking salvia on the peak of MDMA.

"Bro I feel like my dick fell off when I was Ed, Edd n Eddy Flipping. The only thing I could see was just the eyes, every part of a person's body was composed of their eyes. And my fuck ass friend Malone was asking me what it felt like when I couldn't even move."

by Ketaman April 9, 2025