Ding Dong

Someone being really dumb.

Is Africa a country?
- Ding Dong mf

by Nexxxx March 29, 2022

king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.

- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi

by kernvir March 25, 2019

ding

to knee someone in the side of the leg effectivlly giving them a charlie horse

Fuck that asshole dinged me

by Cameron March 21, 2004

DING DONG DING DONG

it’s simply DING DONG DING DONG it’s the can can it’s the most simple way to say the can can

on wow here comes the ding dong ding dong

by the millers leprechaun February 1, 2023

Ding dong

A ding song is a slang term for super dick AKA NOT YOURS

YOU HAVE A AWSOME DING DONG

by Poppy dick February 18, 2020

Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".

Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking

by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020

winged and dinged

Recruited by a wingman or wingwoman to hook up with a friend and then later rejected by said friend.

"Hey you gotta meet my friend!"
Friend: "Ah let's move on."
"Whoa dude you just got winged and dinged!"

by Idle Andy December 7, 2018