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Wacky cat

Wacky cat /wak-ee-cat/ noun: An odd looking creature characterized by a pungent odor and a unique shriek sometimes confused with laughter.
Damn, did you see that wacky cat comin out the bathroom? -- WTF
by BOB JOHNSON 45 January 4, 2008
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squirrel-cat

In a horror film, when the director needs a cheap scare, he or she will throw a wig into the frame and yell "Merow!"
"Hey, did you see that movie Clear Lake? It wasn't scary at all."
"I know, it was just one squirrel-cat after another."
by Seeing Double November 10, 2013
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CAT DUMP

Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.

Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.

Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason

Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.

Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.

Step 5: Slowly squat down

Step 6: Poop like a cat.

Step 7: Don't get caught.

See also: CAT Piss
Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.
by Rabbit power February 28, 2019
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Yella Cat

A cat from Alabama, Yellow in color, loving in nature. And a fierce hunter of mice.
Yella Cat came in to our lives like a song and left behind a melody we shall never forget.
by mooseshadows January 13, 2015
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Weasel Cat

It is the apex predator of Arvada, Colorado. It has the strength of ten raccoons, the length of a vespa scooter, the height of a fire hydrants, and the eyes of a demon long dead (just red). It is rarer than big foot, chupacabra, and an affordable housing with a view of the mountains.
"Bro, I just saw the Weasel Cat by 72nd and Wadsworth"
by TheLasso May 16, 2019
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Cat Velociraptor

a girl that never stops laughing. she dresses up just for the fun of it and usually wears mismatched socks. She makes funny faces and is good at imitating anime characters. usually a super duper fast sprinter. often from texas or so cal. funny, crazy, loud, makes me smile.
by tiger tigger November 12, 2009
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Sylvester the cat

Sylvester is one of the coolest cartoon characters of all time Sylvester has a very sloppy voice but Sylvester the cat isn't a character who gets what he wants he would starve get blown up and more he is mostly known because of tweety bird and speedy Gonzales but he also is known for being a coward that is scared of everything with porky pig just like Luigi from the mario series and he would also hang out with his son Sylvester Jr
by A strange hobo January 17, 2018
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