vag plaque

The thick gardening of the dried secretion commonly found thickening the walls of the vagina on a mud cricket.

After going down on a mud cricket, the vag plaque flakes off, giving you the pleasure of a snack later on.

by Haha Yupp August 6, 2019

Vag Stick

A tampon or intra uterine devise. could be a penis

Miss do you have a spare vag stick, im on the rags?

by DirtG June 10, 2010

[vag in a can]

a cunt, douche bag, sabrina, paolo, insult

your a vag in a can

by Rocheleau January 13, 2009

thick vag

So everyone knows your average vagina. It’s cute and it looks like Malibu Barbie’s. A thick vagina, however is similar but you’d have quite a bit of fun giving someone with this kind of vag head.

No, I don’t have a regular vagina. I have a thick vag

by toefruit July 21, 2019

Inky Vag

When you use a marker to masterbate , but it explodes and the ink starts leaking out of your vagina.

Fuck! My marker exploded and now I got a inky vag. Guess I'll wash myself now.

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019

jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.

Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.

by vuphisig August 13, 2016

Sad-vag

When you're a sad grill and feel like masturbating.. because you're sad and probably broke af

Girl 1: "My boyfriend just broke up with me! I totally need a sad-vag right now :(
Girl 2: "Girl same"

by Away1999 December 20, 2019