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Toilet swamp

when you shit so much in your toilet it creates its own disgusting ecosystem
Man i made a toilet swamp last night
by Romoboi May 31, 2019
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toilet lean

The act of leaning forward whilst taking a shit that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one's scrotum and into one's anus; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.
friend: "Why the hell is there toilet water all over the floor?"

man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."
by 1freeradical November 18, 2011
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toilet taco

skott: where should i eat my taco
grace: in the bathroom its a toilet taco
by heelysbiggestfan March 2, 2018
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toilet salmon

Slang.

Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?

Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"

The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."

Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
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toilet mice

A used tampon that gets flushed down the toilet but end up plugging it. Then the janitor has to fish it out. (Common in high schools)
Janitor: these fucking bitchs keep flushing those toilet mice.
by huge fucking titties February 2, 2016
mugGet the toilet micemug.

toilet tickets

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"
by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018
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Toilet ghost

Hanako kun is a toilet ghost who lives on the third floor girls bathroom in the third stall
by anonymous March 18, 2022
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