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simp

person: ray is such a simp, he spends all day on minecraft
by luna de angelis December 1, 2021
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simp

Biased empathy for women, lack of it for men - anywhere down to psychopathy; they can however have solidarity with other men over simping matters - pleasing, providing for, protecting a woman, etc; and even solidarity in the lack of empathy for men - abuse of or punishment for men, etc. Most men are instinctively simps. They can be trad/"conservative" simps or modern/"liberal" simps, the difference is the same as in trad vs modern gynocentrism - trads want men sacrificing themselves for society, expect the social state and men to provide for and protecc women first; libs build up more similar political & legal gynocentric biases, as a result imposing more intrusive control over men and their possessions, but they also want men individually more submissive to women, while ridiculing or calling abusive any reverse expectations.

In the most basic sense on the internet simps are those, who give more money to the makeup-wearing web streaming clowns or the already rich ones, overspending, because on some level they consider it their (imaginary) online relationship/friendship.
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive, mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold February 26, 2022
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SIMP

Another name for ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo. He got that name because he pursues whales and pays them money and sends them dick picks even though they have boyfriends and shit themselves.
Looks like SIMP on the phone again doing a paypal
by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020
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Simp

verb.
acronym for Sad In My Pondering
"Dude are you simping?"
"Yeah, I just wanna be sad right now."
by lil simp January 17, 2018
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SimP

I have SimP.
by EvilShaggy March 16, 2020
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simp

sum girl: But I don't wanna be your minecraft girlfriend!
benjamin: but i can give you all the diamonds you need! *simps*
by music.lover078 March 4, 2020
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Simp

A man who obsessively sucks up to women in hopes of them dating him.
Hey man, did you hear all that crap Jayden was saying to those girls?” “Yeah, man, what a simp”
by ryebagel April 19, 2020
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