The Mario

When you date someone for a month or less and break up with them

The Mario

by xobronnyy January 28, 2022

Marios

Marios are the type of people to steal your girl, your mother, your auntie, and your niece if she's above 18. They get all the bitches and are the coolest person in the group

George: Damn bro, Marios is such a cool guy to hang out with.

Mark: Yeah but you should be careful because he's going to sleep your girl and become your stepfather real fast!

by Basketballaddict8 November 20, 2021

Super Mario

better than sonic

sonic: i can run so fast
super mario: fuck off cunt

by smegolas November 2, 2023

Mario Sturniolo

Streamer italiano spopolato soprattutto nel 2023 perché preso per il culo da Dario Moccia e altri suoi amici, spesso per il suo naso di dimensioni molto estese (tipo 1km), oppure per la sua provenienza messinese (sento cauddu) ma anche per la sua dipendenza dalla cocaina e altre droghe.

''Sono Mario Sturniolo'' *usa una scala per imitare il suo naso*

by keygenconlagdolce January 18, 2024

Ketochukwu Mario

A foolish or contemptible person who lacks social skills or is boringly studious. Often Goofy.

Teacher: What is your name?

Student: My name is Ketochukwu, but you can call me Mario. Or Ketochukwu Mario.

by Trolluser69 June 14, 2022

mario zambrano

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

The cool guy named Mario zambrano

by A beautiful girl:))))) January 11, 2018

Mario Karted

Going from a high placement to a very low placement in a short amount of time due to the randomized items in any kart racing game. The term is most commonly used in the Mario Kart series, it’s namesake, but can also be used in other racing party games like Garfield Kart or Team Sonic Racing.

Person A:Wow, I’m dominating this race!
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)

by anonymous June 29, 2023