hooded monster

A very large uncircumcised penis

“ I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”

by Johntheattack helicopter February 8, 2018

Hood Genius

a nigga who understands the way of the hood and it’s dialect, a person who is smart and from the hood

“Nigga call me a hood rat, nigga I’m just a hood genius”

by Penis exploder April 26, 2022

Maddy Hood

This is when you have a bad trip on marijuana and proceed to call the cops on yourself and shower in your blue jeans before walking around your yard screaming I am in a time warp

Dude, I got some strong stuff this weekend and it made me go completely Maddy Hood

by M4jicm4n November 16, 2021

Hooded Merganser

an uncircumcised penis.

Example 1: Hey girl, you ready for this hooded merganser!

Example 2:
Dude 1: Damn bro, you rocking that hooded merganser!
Dude 2: Hell yeah man, my parents didn’t believe in circumcision.

by theHoodedMerganser March 27, 2023

Hood Ferrari

Dodge Hellcat, as they get older, they become more attainable. A staple in any sketchy neighborhood. Usually driven recklessly, without any precision in hooning.

See that Hellcat? He just got himself a hood ferrari.

by TSLAmd3 March 5, 2021

hood camping

hood camping is the process of completing the challenge of sleeping outside for a night

hey john wanna go hood camping; sure bob but where are we gonna sleep; anywhere john lol

by evanstg54 June 15, 2018

Hood slinky

When you jerk off a uncircumcised dick with a rope

Jessica gave me a hood slinky in the bathroom

by Another white guy with money January 17, 2022