Bullshit

Mallarie is the definition of bullshit.

"Mallarie is always full of bullshit"

by Baseball31 July 6, 2017

Lesbo bullshit

Lesbian miscommunication and misunderstandings due to avoidance and confusion and vice versa

Friend 1: *nonverbal*
Friend 2: *nonverbal*
Both: oh no why are there so many unanswered questions?? What is this lesbo bullshit??&?&?&?&?&?

by f4iryg0ds March 18, 2025

Bitch ass bullshit

Bitch•ass•bull•shit

This is commonly used when a individual has felt wronged, or just pissed off.

Jamie: look... I know I said I’d go to prom with you.. but I can’t make it, I made plans with someone else.

Mark: that is some “bitch ass bullshit” you are a lying piece of crap.

by dreamxamonguscream March 15, 2021

Encyclopedia of Bullshit

When someone chats so much shit you almost get drowned in it. They can chat shit about any topic from A-Z. Like Wikipedia but a Wikipedia where donations are your time and self esteem.

Why can you say chicken nuggs and Quizzy 2 and I can't say shat. I can't keep up with you, you're like an Encyclopedia of Bullshit.

by Happy Potter November 6, 2025

Bullshit

An election between one candidate who has spent most of his entire life compromising, and the other who has spent most of his entire life trying to force other people to compromise. They're both weak in opposite ways. It's a lot like choosing between a junkie and a drug dealer, neither candidate is better or worse, they're both as much part of the problem as everybody else.

The bullshit is why some of us don't vote.

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

by SCOTLY March 23, 2019

spewing bullshit

man, my college professor wont stop spewing bullshit. this class so useless

Man I'm so bored in this spewing bullshit class; I'm on urban dictionary.

by wowbrothatscrazy February 10, 2025