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lemme crack

by Ibnnnn April 12, 2023
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crud crack

any crack or orifice that contains stincky body crud. such as toenail crud, bum crud, or poon crud
man that chick must have over 400 crud cracks.
by thoth-amon February 17, 2009
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Crack Moist

Cassie knew she would crack moist if she saw that hot guy from work again.
by Chips Mckenzie May 25, 2011
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Crack Sample

Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!
Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!

CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!

Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!

Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!

Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!

Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!
by The Shimmy Sham January 23, 2013
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crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
by Kickernoc September 6, 2014
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Pleasure Crack

Man, that girls pleasure crack was waarrmm!
by Sexy Blue January 17, 2008
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crack to sacks

The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.
Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.
by Matt Bailey July 28, 2007
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