tear jerker

When a girl is giving head and stops before you're done, so you shoot in her, making her start crying.

She was going down on me, but didn't want to finish the job, so I gave her a tear jerker.

by PinkSheetTrrader March 11, 2007

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Greasy Tears

Tears dispenced by the eyes of an obese person.

Hey! Enough of your greasy tears!

by Wiesty June 5, 2005

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Teadrinker

A Canadian who fancies himself high class but secretly likes little boys.

He looks quite the gentlemen but I saw the way he was lookin' at my nephew. Do you think he's a teadrinker, eh?

by Rocky Andropov April 29, 2011

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A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.

This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".

A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!

Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.

Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.

by joey x September 18, 2008

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