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Teacher

The fat cow that gives you homework, is a hypocrite, and wont admit when they get something wrong just gets mad that you confronted them. Also the one who is on their phone and gets mad when you ask a question because it means they have to teach you.Also the one who eats food and drinks pop in front of you while you are sitting there with you stomach growling because you are starving because you feel sick when you eat in the morning because you have to get up at 5 or 6 in the morning.

A personal story:
One time in math I had a substitute teacher. I had no clue how to do my work because she explained it horribly. So I raised my hand and she came to my desk. I said “Idk how to do it.” She re-explained to me again horribly, and giving me no clues as to where to start or anything, so after she explained she said “do you get it now?” And I still didn’t understand and if I said yes just so I wouldn’t have to keep talking to her then I never would have got any work done so I said “ no I still do not understand.” Then she rolled her eyes and said “ oh my god really” kind of quiet thinking I couldn’t hear. Then I said “Oh never mind I do understand” even thought I didn’t just to get her away from me. Then the next day my real teacher (who was surprisingly nice) was back. I told her that u did not understand what we went over yesterday. Then she explained it to me and made it sound sooo easy. I immediately learned what we did just from her giving effort to explain to me.
Example:
“Hey Mrs.Jones or whatever..”
Teacher: “What Timmy!?”
Timmy:“Umm what is blah blah blah mean?”
Teacher :“You should know!! We just went over this!”
Timmy :“ Oh well I wasn’t here when you went over it.”
Teacher :“oh”
by Mcgirreinstein May 22, 2018
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Teacher

A person to help you solve problems you'd NEVER HAVE without them.
Teacher: Tell me something you've learnt about me
Student: Did you know why you are here? To help us solve problems we'd never have without you.
Teacher: ...
by anonymous June 6, 2022
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Bitchy teachers

These teachers are the type of teachers that purposely move you to the front because you are “talking to much” or “distracting others” or are just horrible in general or even sometimes, a waste of space in school.
Miss S was such a bitchy teacher today!!

Miss moved me to the front. She is such a bitchy teacher! Bitchy teachers: horrible people
by swag child :D June 13, 2021
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Teacher

by Jake134600 October 17, 2019
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Teacher

A stupid old guy or a fat old cow who doesn't know what he or she is droning about in a room full of smarter kids.
Teacher Joseph is an idiot.
by William實況 June 4, 2020
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(April 25) national slap your teacher day!

today/next time is your lucky day YOU GET TO SLAP YOUR TEACHER!!!
if you're teacher gives you homework slap them. :3
i slap my teacher when we had a Math test (April 25) national slap your teacher day!
by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022
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