CHINESE STROKE LUNG

Deadly disease cause by typing too fast. It can affect the lungs and brain.
Symptoms: Fits of laughter, INTENSE fits of laughter.

Dude 1:Hey did you see Ryan?
Dude 2: Yeah I think he got Chinese Stroke Lung
Dude 1: Oh poor guy.

by W&R INC. December 16, 2019

Stealth Stroke

The act of stroking your penis, whether it be in a public place, call or private, without making noise or catching attention from others.

I got extremely horny last night while in VC playing Call Of Duty with friends. Without leaving and catching their attention, I had to stealth stroke to ease myself.

by True Order June 28, 2023

Mississippi Heat Stroke

A man workouts in compression shorts and gets his gooch nice and ranky then, unshaved sits on his partners face thus causing them to pass out for a brief moment.

Last weekend Jennie let me give her a Mississippi heat stroke, I was scared after she didn't wake up for 5 minutes, I think I will do less running next time.

by buttchug25 February 26, 2015

im having a stroke

im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking

1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers

2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it

by oi bloody cunt April 20, 2021

stroked out

something stopped working, or screwed up

Man,my vacuum stroked out and it's not picking up anything. Can I borrow yours?

by Cryptina March 15, 2006

white striper

A Navy term to describe those who are in the non-engineering ratings (jobs) and who hold jobs in the deck ratings.

Dude, I'm telling you that those white stripers are nothing but passengers aboard this ship. Most engineers will agree with me.

by Jay E. Griffin April 4, 2008

Tiger Stripes

The new slang for "stretch marks".

I have an animal instinct so bad that I wouldn't mind having sex with a woman with stretch marks because to me their like tiger stripes.

by SouloCutz November 3, 2008