stepping in post holes

Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.

Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.

by A GuyVegan October 15, 2017

I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating

Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.

by Head Quarters January 31, 2021

3000 step walk

An excuse to leave a group to go fuck

Al and I are going on a 3000 step walk

by Holy Roman bitchfuck August 14, 2018

Bayou Quick Step

Like a normal quick step, followed by a burning case of swamp ass.

Judging by the way Nick is walking, that wasn't just any quick step, that was a Bayou quick step.

by ColumbiaB December 01, 2010

Abusive Step Father

Your Step Dad

Your Step Dad Beat's You he's a Abusive Step Father

by xXMrSoftBoiXx November 15, 2019

step-great-uncle

1. The brother of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepbrother of one's grandparent.

My step-great-uncle is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Step-Sister Syndrome

A girl who is very attractive but due to more attractive sister(s) or long term friends has not gotten exposed to people thinking she's hot since they all go for the sister or friend. Usually consider themselves ugly and like in Ugly Duckling Syndrome have good personalities and will date any guy because "Looks aren't important" and they have a good sense of humor.

Originates from Cinderella.

Aaron: Amy you're hot
Amy: No I'm not, my sisters are and I got the shitty genes
Aaron: Want to come over later?
Amy: Sure, your funny.
Aaron: Hurray for Step-Sister Syndrome

by Seraphim14 April 12, 2010