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Square root of two

A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.
John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?

Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.
by SweetMotherOfPearl July 3, 2011
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square boots

When you insert the penis in the vagina and when you jizz you jizz in her nose make her sniff it and then smack the back of her head
Wow what a square boots that was perfect
by Pleanis March 9, 2015
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square root of 0

by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017
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squareline

A hairline that makes your forehead look square as fuck.

A shit ass hairline
Look, hes got a squareline!
by SuperHotTamales December 27, 2017
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square social distance

This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.
by Pialinist August 13, 2020
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Whore Square

The act of posting or "checking-in" in the popular social network Four Square at a annoying rate..... From time to time is OK, but not 29 fucking times in a single day. or making up fake venues, just so you can have more mayor-ships or get some retarded badge. It fills up your facebook and twitter feed and people stop being your friend.
Stop Checking in..... we are driving down the fucking road, that shit doesn't even count...... your really Whore Square - ing it up. foursquare facebook twitter
by Rockumus N9ne September 26, 2011
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Devil Square

A Goetic square dance in which the participants dance counterclockwise while chanting demonic names pulled from the Lesser Key of Solomon. Two people have sex in the center of the circle and kill each other at the dance's climax. It is generally believed that this ritual is responsible for the rise of Limp Bizkit in the late 90's and the ongoing appeal of the Twilight Saga. It is rumored that if the square dance is successful, an encore may be played with the Devil's golden fiddle, which will appear in the material plane in a puff of acrid smoke.

Alternatively, it refers to a delicious chocolatey snack cake with a creamy center marketed and distributed by Little Debbie. However, the former meaning is more well established.
The Theatre class was forbidden from participating in a play wherein they would perform a Devil Square.
by JackSpratt February 5, 2014
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