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you got split

Person 1: Hey man what happened to your face.
Person 2: I got punched out.
Person 1: Damn dog you got split.
by cooper302c May 27, 2010
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split dump

when you go to sit on a counter and shit your self and it goes on both surfaces, thats a split dump.

leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.
by longjohndec December 12, 2009
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Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.
Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.
by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021
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split rating syndrome

n. a case where the attractiveness of a person (you know or don't know) will shift drastically within a month or even week, causing your rating for them to go up or down, and making you unsure of how attractive the person really is.
"What the? Last time I saw her, I would've given her at least a 6.5 or 7, but today she's like a 3. She must have split rating syndrome.
by Ottertail King June 28, 2011
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Split-it

split-it
verb (colloquial, euphemistic; vulgar-slang, chiefly British)

Definition:
To luxuriate in a moment of solitary pleasure; typically involving a freshly made bed, an artisanal coffee, a feline companion of discerning temperament, and the climactic indulgence of self-intimacy. The phrase draws whimsical reference from the anatomical act of splitting it, a metaphorical nod to the bifurcation of the labia during said solitary encounter.

Etymology:
Modern British slang. A playful conflation of genteel self-care and unabashed self-love. Said to have originated from the ritualistic ‘breaking-in’ of one’s own bed with all the essentials : cat, caffeine, and climax.

See also:
me-time, clitoral cottagecore, flatwarming
First night in the new flat. Cat’s curled up, coffee’s still hot. Time to light a candle, pop on some Kate Bush, and split-it.”
by Angry Leo May 28, 2025
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split chicken

Female sprawled out with vagina showing for all to see
She was laid up on the bed like a split chicken.
by anonymous November 28, 2023
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60/40 split

The 60/40 split is a form of relationship dynamic, statistically one of the most, if not THE most stable relationship dynamic. It is where the man is the primary earner and pays 60% of the bills, and the woman is the secondary earner who pays 40% of the bills. In terms of chores and childcare, they are split evenly among the couple. This is not to be confused with the 40/60 split where the man pays 40% and the woman pays 60%.

Statistically, a relationship with a male primary earner, female secondary earner, and equal sharing of household responsibilities, is the most stable - with low rates of adultery, low rates of divorce, and high rates of reported marital satisfaction. This is because it strikes a balance with the best of both worlds between traditional and egalitarian relationships, meeting it in the middle.

Kids may or may not be put in daycare, depending on the couple's preferences. Sometimes the government may choose paid transferable parental leave, which is also a good option.
Anna: My boyfriend and I are doing the 60/40 split, it works great for us.
by mohpashun February 1, 2025
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