Split

Extremely drunk. Not just "wet," but peeing-on-yourself- you'll-never-remember-this-night, wasted.

We took my brother clubbin' on his 21st Birthday and man, that boy was so split it was pitiful.

by AdMom January 14, 2010

Wig Splitter

To do something so amazing that people can not even believe what they have just seen!

The Adrenalineboyz motorcycle stunt team just split my wig with that awesome stunt!

Matt Flora is a wig splitter!

by Adrenalineboyz lover April 7, 2009

Split Beef

A raunchy term used to describe the penetration of a man's dick into a woman's pussy, rawdog style.

I went out last night and Split Beef, I had some Split Beef last night.

by GarthW November 3, 2005

splite

The tendency of someone or something. The behaviors of someone or something.

He was shocked by the splites of modern humanity.
(He was shocked by the ways of modern humanity.)

Your splites are unjust.
(Your tendencies are unjust.)

by Joey Kahuna October 14, 2009

The Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

by Der_Hagrid August 6, 2010

Split your wig

To cut someones head open with an axe.

im gonna split yo wig

by Jackass January 15, 2004

split kick

The "split kick" is a kick that is performed to one's enemy. This kick is delivered directly to a persons bottom lip. This term has dual meaning in that it is performed by doing an split in the air and it also causes the persons bottom lip to split wide open when delivered correctly. The term "split kick" is most often used to describe attacks in video gaming.

I was running away from the cyber ninja and then out of know where he jumps up and "split kicks" my lip wide open!

by Robert Zizolfo January 29, 2004