An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.
Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)
Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.
Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.
by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016
Get the sperm misermug. According to sperm.blog "Sperm receptacles, also known as spermathecae, are structures found in female organisms used to store and receive sperm during sexual reproduction. Sperm receptacles are specialized structures in female animals that receive and store sperm from male partners for later fertilization of their eggs. These structures have evolved in a variety of shapes and sizes, ranging from pouches to ducts to sacs, depending on the species."
That much is real. There is, however, no such word as "sperm recepticle".
One more reason why illiterates should not be permitted to breed.
That much is real. There is, however, no such word as "sperm recepticle".
One more reason why illiterates should not be permitted to breed.
by bitchuck December 14, 2024
Get the sperm recepticlemug. by Demitrious Octavion November 30, 2016
Get the Sperm circular filemug. by stwingey January 8, 2024
Get the Sperm Talkmug. 
A man just like a sperm donor who gets a woman pregnant and drops her like a bad habit and wants nothing to do with her and his baby that he created and wants no responsibility period.
This bastard is nothing but a bitch ass sperm dropper ever since he knocked me up and now,he’s wants nothing to do with me and his baby,sorry ass bitch!
by LonLon21da1 March 9, 2023
Get the sperm droppermug. Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here
by THE T!M February 26, 2015
Get the sperm ninjamug.