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Spaghetting: when someone slaps someone across their face with their male genitals
by FunkinDraven March 24, 2023
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Spaghetti water

When you are at a spaghetti dinner and drink something and laugh, spitting alk the liquid in your plate.
Yo, check out that spaghetti water on her plate , yo!
by Ciolino May 19, 2018
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Cold Spaghetti

Out of style, not cool anymore, not trending, totally uncool.
Dude #1: Hey, dude! Did you see my new video about fidget spinners?
Dude #2: Oh, you still like fidget spinners? Dude, that's cold spaghetti.
by GamingDudester December 4, 2017
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Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.
"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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Jimmy Spaghetti

He is hella gay and plays too much apex. He should touch grass. Jimmy also always gets ratio'd like a bozo.
That guy gets no bitches, that must be Jimmy Spaghetti
by ooofer123 February 7, 2022
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spaghetti toilet

The euphemism you use when your teacher bans the term "skibidi toilet." This definition is brought to you by my 9 year old little sister.
Teacher: That's it!!! No more talking about Skibidi Toilet in class!
Cocomelon Kid: I watch spaghetti toilet. :)
by a suspicious baka August 24, 2025
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