soccer buddy

A person who enjoys soccer as much as you do and loves you and is perfect for you

My soccer buddy is my best friend

by Lityou April 15, 2017

Soccer mom

Soccer moms are usually wearing sweaters and have long hair. If they arent hunting for after school activities to ruin her children's afternoon, she is screaming at a poor gamespot empoloyee for giving her kids a copy of gta. They think their kids are angels, and tries to keep them innocent, and by that i mean she doesnt let them watch tv at night, play video games or go on the internet because its "Full of porn and porn is bad". And to top that, she makes "healthy food" that should be something like a homemade soup or some toast, but is actually a fucking disqusting version of a big mac which is actually EVEN MORE UNHEALTHY. Dont try to drive away cause they will get your car destroyed and they will complain for a scratch

Soccer moms have a tendency to act like spoiled teenagers, because thats where their hopes and dreams died

by Densest August 4, 2017

Soccer

The way of expressing mexican culture, and acting. Also, soccer can only be played with white ball, no black ball, no brown ball, no aisan ball

Dis man played soccer, yes

by An idiot6453@2 December 8, 2017

Soccerfinkal

When a woman's clit is so wet that they get their whole body covered in their bodily fluids.

I made my girl soccerfinkal all over herself.

by Anthony peewee December 18, 2017

soccer farter

Someone who farts while playing soccer

Jhonny is a soccer farter

by UglylilDress March 14, 2018

soccer homosexuales

gay niggas who think they’re the shit bc they kick balls around and flop and cry they are all pussy don’t play soccer it ain’t manly it’s for homosexuales who think they’re top shit

Don’t play that sport soccer homosexuales play it they think they’re the shit but they ain’t fuck soccer play something manly

by ryanjeudytoldthepoles1469 April 8, 2018

Soccer

The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS

Son says: hey dad can we go play some soccer?
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer

by JingoTheStuck June 3, 2018