shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny

bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*

by yahni-kay-carson n kieran January 11, 2008

shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.

kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"

by Pop the cherry April 4, 2009

shift1

This is sometimes used to replace the common exclamation point, but most often they are used together.

It usually expresses extreme happiness or anger about something, and a regular exclamation point isn't enough to express how the person feels.

Occasionally the word shift is left out and just the number 1 is used.

Wow!11!!shift1111!!shift1!! I can't believe Flo Rida came to S'toon!!!11shift1!!

by 1337 PWN July 26, 2009

shift-faced

Riding motorcycles or quads around completely wasted. term comes from a brand of riding gear called Shift.

lets drink before we go riding, i want to go out shift-faced

by Papacav May 14, 2010

Shitwhirl

An ongoing compilation of missteps and error. Can also describe a whole entity that epitomizes faux pas.

Registering for classes in college is a shitwhirl.

I don't want to go to Wal-Mart today, that place is a shitwhirl on Sundays.

by Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. November 2, 2010

Shifting Machine

A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!

Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!

by Dirty Little Shithead October 10, 2011

shitwhine

A word that was created and combined using wordle in an english lesson by the patrol(: It is basically for all intents and purposes an insulting word.

"You are such a shitwhine, like seriously, you're worse than Matt Smith"

by the patrol November 2, 2011