"K-shaped" economic recovery

An economic recovery in which the wealthiest benefit or gain new advantages from the recovery while everyone else continues to suffer and for the some and most poorest maters continually gets worse.

The "k-shaped" economic recovery was not a recovery for the poor, it was a downward spiral into poverty.

by mlhiss September 10, 2020

Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.

The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

V shaped guy

A guy with a V shaped torso.

If you're a U shaped guy, you're fucked, because you're not a V shaped guy.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021

Pan-Seared Cock

A Pan-Seared Cock is a technique used in grilling, baking, and braising a man's cock in which the surface of the cock is cooked at a high temperature until a browned crust forms. The appearance of the cock is usually improved with a well-browned crust and garnish.

Mark: Hey wanna come to my place for some Pan-Seared Cock?

Peter: Hell yeah, you always know how to pick out the good cocks!

by ThatFuckoNoOneKnows February 17, 2021

Manchin-shamed

When you shame someone for not supporting a progressive policy Joe Manchin supports

"I Manchin-shamed Mark for not supporting the PRO Act."

by HunterAndVansh4Eva April 19, 2021

Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.

I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.

by gufpirat November 11, 2021

The Scared Player

There is a normal day you go to school

A few years later when u finished collage You go to work but then..
You see a Strange kid that isn't normal
It looks strange more like it isn't a kid
Something strange happened!
U look to the employees and u see that they aren't there anymore
Everything Goes Dark And the only thing u can see is Nothing IT IS JUST DARK
And Then That kid Gets close to you and then You wake up from ur bed
"Oof, That was a dream" *sigh*
Then You look outside Wait... Why is everything Dark
"uhhh was that a dream or was it real?|
*You Contact Your Friend*
"Hey Dude, There is something weird happening"
"I know dude" Your friend said
"Oh Dude btw there is something under my be-" *Beep* He disconnects
"uhh Dude, You there....???"
"I CAN SEE YOU" Some strange voice You hear
You Run and Run Screaming for Help but no one is there to save you
You look behind AND THERE IS SOMETHING RUNNING TO YOU
*You Run As fast as you can*
*You get blocked with a wall*
"I guess this is the end"
*Wakes Up Again*
"wait what"
"this is strange"
"You go outside and everything is fine"
"oh that was a dream"
You look behind you and then you are gone

The End

Someone Who is scared from something
"The Scared Player"

by Rainyar April 23, 2022