A Sexy Turtle Ride is when a man and a woman are both naked. The woman gets on the man's back when he crouching on his knees and hands. The man takes her around slowly for a tour of the house. If the man falls it could result in a broken bone, ride with caution!
Hey baby, you wanna give me a sexy turtle ride???
Sure.
(clothes get removed and the man takes off)
When a person who usually dresses and looks very plain or frumpy gets all sexy in sexy clothes, hair or makeup but doesn't impress you because you remember what the person usually looks like.
After Mertyle changed her usual look of sweats and baggy t-shits, she looked like a sexy potato at the party with that big hair, fake eyelashes and low cut dress.