cum sausage

The act of cumming into a cylindrical tube letting it dry and deepthroating another person with it

I made my girlfriend swallow my cum sausage.

by Thewankman February 28, 2017

Sausage hangover

The deliciously painful feeling experienced the morning after a bout of particularly vigorous intercourse.
Applicable, but not limited, to homosexual activity.

"You alright Alisdair? You look like you're gonna throw up!"
"Yeah, just a touch of sausage hangover; Iain got a little carried away last night after watching Bill Odie on Springwatch..."

by Dirty Animals February 23, 2009

Brown the sausage

To engage in anal intercourse. To stick ones penis in anothers butt.

I was with a hot chick last night that let me do everything but brown the sausage!

by scatbrat September 23, 2010

sausage pump

A term used for a very sexually active male, who, is frequently called upon by women to "pump" them full of "sausage".

Kerry: So did you hear that Shayla, Ben, and Emily had a threesome.

Carl: No, that's pretty bad ass!

Kerry: Ya and from what i hear from the other girls Ben's quite the sausage pump.

by dragonzombie October 16, 2009

Sausage Dildo

When one defecates into a condom, then tying it off and using it as a dildo.

Omg, I tried using a Sausage Dildo last night, it felt fantastic!

by Vadlos February 29, 2016

tan sausage

A caucasian person's fingers.

Don't you point your tan sausages at me!

by jimmaydean May 25, 2011

salty sausage

When your fucking a girl and she pisses on your dick then you put it in her mouth or when a girl is giving you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth.

Imma about to give you a salty sausage

by Salty sausage man December 07, 2017