empty pocket syndrome

When you forget your cell phone at home, but still feel like it is in your pocket, and you even occasionally feel it vibrate, causing your hand to fly to your pocket.

Bob: Why are you grabbing your pants?

Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.

Bob: Bummer

by dherbig April 19, 2011

Slippy Pocket

Slippy pocket: Created when rumor of a man having sex with a hot pocket circulated the internet. Vagina = slippery (hot) pocket hence, "slippy pocket"

Lemme get some of that slippy pocket babe! I had some slippy pocket last night.

by bigdaddyrick November 23, 2011

Star-Pocketed

Taking your hands and putting them down someones back pocket, while squeesing thier butt.

He Star-Pocketed you too?!
You Star-Pocketed eight other girls?! Man your beast!

by uhmdork?? July 24, 2011

Awkie Pockie

The best word ever invented by QAMREE (the coolest person ever).
-Its a much more legit way of saying "that was awkward..but i kinda liked it..."

-Or it can just be used for saying that something is just straight up awkward, strange, or unusual.

(2 Girls are picking up a guy on the way to a water park)
Girl1- How do you like Keaton so far?!
Girl2- Omg hes soo cute, but i cant think of anything to say to him, this is really awkie pockie.
Girl1- Dont be awkie pockie, just be yourself:)

by toyotaquams October 31, 2011

gammon pocket

Derogatory word for the female reproductive system.

Jake: I totally filled that girl's gammon pocket last night

by lsav redeyes September 15, 2013

couch pocket

A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.

Jim let jon his boss from work a smelly couch pocket as he doused in his shit.

by Jmoneyas February 18, 2014

fun pocket

A sloppy dripping vagina.

Sometimes the man like to let off steam after work and gets his genitals stuck in a woman's fun pocket.

by Gouchwhisperer January 15, 2015