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Pickle Farter

Someone so lame that they fart pickles.

Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."
Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!
by Tom August 3, 2008
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Hairy Pickle

Oh man, that guy's dick was hairy. Last night I got some hair in my mouth, he had a hairy pickle.
by Chelsea Chai March 27, 2009
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Hot Pickle

Men who ran too long in their tanning bed naked and burn their penis
Chuck had a hot pickle after he fell asleep in the tanning bed.
by SaratogaPixie November 28, 2015
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Butter Pickle

A stoutly erect phallus. Commonly associated with the mule hammer
by C & D December 13, 2006
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A pickle in a hat

When you stick the tip of your penis into a very dirty asshole and pull it out so the tip of your penis is covered in feces. This is called, "A pickle in a hat."
by Pompompano April 5, 2013
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Dirty Pickle

The reproductive organ of a dirty, skeezy, manwhore man.
I was dancing at a bar and this guy came up to me and started grinding on me with his dirty pickle.
by fickle pickle June 29, 2011
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pickle juice

She made me lose my pickle juice.
by t-bot July 18, 2008
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