piece of shit dad

A sperm donor. A male that does not acknowledge his kids whatsoever and knows nothing about their lives. Someone who goes very long periods of time without talking to his kids and doesn't provide.

Cody forgot his daughters birthday, he is a piece of shit dad.

by Laceylouwhoo August 19, 2016

chotch piece

dumb ass...specifically on the baseball diamond...

John Rally is a chotch piece...

by Chu May 13, 2005

smut piece

A dirty slut that that deep down you know you would fuck.

You; "man julie is a dirty smut piece."
Friend; "you know you'd hit it."
You; "yeah i know."

by the don dizzle March 14, 2007

lord of the pies

Person who dines out on meaty pies, daily, nightly and ever so rightly.

Damn! higgys lord of the pies. The chippys out of stock

by phil knott July 30, 2007

The Milky Pie Mix

The dirtiest, filthiest Dubstep mix known to man. It's a 1 hour and 1 minute mix of filth created by 16 bit.

Guy 1: "yo dude, go listen to The Milky Pie Mix by 16 bit.. Make sure you take a shower before and after"

Guy 2: "Why would I need a shower?"

...1 hour later...

Guy 2: "Fuck dude O.o"

by FilthyFilthyBoy August 12, 2010

hows the pie

a phrase taken from an awkward scene in the film Spider-man 3. It can be used in palce of "how's your day" or"how are you" and the response , if the person is well, should be "sooo good :D"

person 1: Hows the pie, man? person2: sooooo good :D

by harry osborn June 4, 2007

poontang pie

the vagina

As you are all cognizant of, there are many slices of pie from which to choose...apple pie, coconut custard pie, Boston Creme pie, lemon meringue pie, pizza pie, but nothing is better than a nice succulent slice of the ol'
poontang pie!!!

by weave March 20, 2003