Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022

Phantom shit

When you drop a huge log in the toilet, but when you go to wipe there’s nothing there

I washed my hands and everything, it was just a phantom shit

by The shitburgular February 11, 2019

Phantom's revenge

When someone jerks you off from behind while you are in the middle of performing "The Phantom".

I can't believe that homeless guy gave me a Phantom's Revenge while I was doing The Phantom on my date in the alley last night!.

by MR WRENCH December 16, 2023

phantom cancer

Mirre phantom

PHANTOM CANCER.

by Poseidonkukar December 12, 2016

Phantom figure

Someone who seems like they never grow up, coined in Nigeria in tribute to a basketballer who stayed 25 for three years in a row

Mr x: hey you know him too?
Mr y: yes, he was my mentor growing up...he graduated from the university of Jos in 1992
Mr x: WHAT!! He told me he is 22
Mr Y: damn, he is one of those phantom figures who never seem to grow old...

by Urbanboy92 August 1, 2011

Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not

Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.

by snake ruiz September 27, 2012

phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.

In school I was phantom reading.

by Kanonymous123 May 12, 2018