Parker

Parker is an amazing boy with a killer smile. He’s usually very athletic and a one of a kind type of boy. He can get all the girls he wants but he’s very loyal. He usually dates girls with blonde hair and green eyes- which he finds most attractive. Specifically with names starting with an A. He’s very sweet but he’ll fight when he needs to.
by Extreme04 November 23, 2018
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Parker

Parker is a guy who comes across as being charismatic, kind, respectful & honest. Over time you discover the man behind the mask. He will impress you, put you first, give you with compliments and praise – but always has a motive. He has to be needed and have others depend on him. He'll do everything in his power to ensure that you rely on him. Even if it comes to ostracizing you from your family & friends. He'll convince you that everyone else is out to get you and that he's the only one you can trust.

He seems confident, but in reality is insecure and has a low self-esteem. But he also has an exaggerated sense of pride and self-importance. He believes he's destined for greatness. To receive validation, he's not above lying about his accomplishments. He feels justified in doing so. He never feels that anything is his fault – it's always someone else's fault. He is selfish and loves being the center of attention. When he is not being pampered, cared for, or if the spotlight is on someone else, he throws tantrums. He is envious, suspicious of others, arrogant, a pathological liar, unable to experience empathy, and feels superior to others. He reacts to criticism (about his behaviour) with denial, asserting his innocence while demonstrating no sympathy or remorse.

He will take and destroy everything and everyone you love. He will gaslight you until the cows come home. Avoid him at all costs.
Jennifer: Parker is the best! He never lets me pay for dinner. He is so kind and respectful. The perfect boyfriend.

Ray: Don't date him! He's arrogant, selfish, and incapable of thinking of anyone other than himself. He'll show his true colours soon enough.
by Ginnybear2000 December 18, 2018
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Parker

A Parker is a sweet and funny girl, even if she may not come across such at times. She also doesn't know just how special she is to those around her. At first she may seem quiet or shy, but in due time she'll open up to you. She is empathetic and caring to those around her, and she also shares some of her interests with others. She'll introduce you to things that you didn't know you like, and she will brighten up your day just by saying "Hi." She likes to play lots games with her friends. Sometimes she may come off as rude, but she just cares about you and likes joking around with her friends. She will listen to you talk for hours and hours and pay attention all the way through. She is tall, smart, and pretty. She will also listen to your problems and try to help. She will also make the most accurate mii of you. If you have a Parker in your life, just know you are a very lucky person and you need to spend lots more time with your Parker.

Hi Parker if you read this.
Thank you for being so special in everyone's lives.
Person 1: "Who's that?"
Person 2: "Oh that's Parker."
Person 1: "She amazing."
by Parsbiggestfan420 May 31, 2024
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Parker

A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018
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Jessica parker

She's so Jessica Parker
by Litfamokay September 20, 2016
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parker

parker is the best girl ever she is so thicc and full of life
did you see parker?
yeah shes a 10/10
by eshaysbrother101 May 23, 2019
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Parker

A spoiled jerk rich kid, whom you usually blame all of life’s mistakes on.
“You miss a shot on basketball” Dude that’s Parkers fault.
by Butwhybro April 16, 2020
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