tennessee totem pole

the act of sitting on your partner's head and stretching your ass over it as much as humanly possible

"yo, Rob's an absolute freak, he's giving out Tennessee Totem Poles out in the lockers."

by butthole re-generator June 09, 2025

poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

Pole Jumper

A woman who heedlessly sleeps with men just for the sake it.

I agree that Jenna has become quite the pole jumper; ever since she left that no good, deadbeat Husband.

by Catfishin September 05, 2018

Pole on Location

The sophisticated version of planking often involving pole moves on random locations.

Can involve holding ones own body weight in particular pole dancing moves

"Hey, I'm going to go out and do some pole on location"

"Did you see my pole on location?"

by Pole dancer June 29, 2012

Beaver Pole

Not showering after having sex and using your penis to have sex with your next lover. They are getting the Beaver Pole.

He had sex with his wife and went to bed. He did not shower, and the next day he had sex with his girlfriend. She got the Beaver Pole.

by Mr. Butts July 10, 2022

Pole Model

A stripper's role model; The stripper all other strippers try to be.

Cynthia: OhMAGod Grrll, that Candie is sooo good at dancin', she is my pole model!

by R&A4eva December 07, 2010

termagant pole

if you ever see this person run. termagant pole is an aggresive but friendly scp who is to be kept in his corner. Jimmy tea time is his favourite time. very stanky woman!!!!!

random person: HEY! WHY IS TERMAGANT POLE NOT IN HIS CORNER
random person 2: I-I-I he wanted to join me for jimmy tea time......
random person: this is why we put you both in his corner

by ilikepotatowaffles February 05, 2023