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Grease Jocky

The greasiest person you know. Sits in filth, takes no showers, and wears the same clothes all the time.
Person 1: Did you see that guy who’s always wearing the same hoodie?

Person 2: Omg yes! He’s such a grease jocky!
by Blazeit June 17, 2019
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Crease Grease

Sweat that seeps between fat rolls.
I got a bunch of crease grease after walking to my kitchen.
by Pinkmin June 26, 2017
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Grease

They will grease after school.
Luis and Lily greased in the public bathroom.
I might have to grease if he dont pull them draws up 🤷 ♀️
by ash kash December 15, 2021
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Grease summer

I want to find a cute girl to have a grease summer while i am here.
by Person...m July 29, 2021
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

penile grease

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.
Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face
by Funkfish February 21, 2018
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

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