When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020
A real life restaurant that can be found in Japan, its full name is "Modern Toilet" in this restaurant you sit on toilets and eat from toilet tubs.
Another proof of what crazy things the Japanese can think of.
Another proof of what crazy things the Japanese can think of.
Yesterday I had a good bowl of Ramen from that toilet restaurant, unfortunately I forgot the full name for the place.
by Biohaza Master July 17, 2010
A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas
Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling
by cicixoz June 05, 2022
the sensation many transgender people experience when in need of a public restroom... it is oft accompanied by feelings of anguish, shame, confusion and an extremely uncomfortable and full bladder
Shauna was out last night and was bursting for a pee but was terrified of using the ladies... She was in real Toilet Limbo...
by Rinoa...x February 05, 2015
by Plxmyaa December 05, 2020
Person 1: Hey dude, let’s do an upper decker on Creepy Larry’s toilet.
Person 2: Time for some toilet espionage.
Person 2: Time for some toilet espionage.
by Dutch to the Oven May 16, 2018
When you walk into a public restroom and find another male's spunk on the toilet. You are immediately in shock and in need of counseling for your new found PTSD.
"Oooooooooooof there's a toilet oyster"
by DigigenderClown January 14, 2019