Oil Lamping

Gaslighting isn’t real I only oil lamp. It’s like lying all the time.

I think my husband is Oil Lamping me.

by Hank Free May 7, 2025

Oil Missile

Feeding a girl an assload of beans then arming her with a buttplug. Wait for the pressure to build, aim, then fire Macsquisie!

Ok, now point that oil missile and let er’ rip.

by Beandolf March 20, 2025

Crude oil Arab (adj.)

Crude oil Arab (adj.): Arab countries in the Gulf region, known for oil wealth, skyscrapers, and sand more than olives and ancient ruins.

Definition:
Crude oil Arab (adj.): An Arab from a Gulf country, known for oil wealth, skyscrapers, and sand more than olives and ancient ruins.

Example:
Person 1: "I'm from Kuwait."
Person 2: "Say less — you're 100% crude oil Arab."

by lotsoflowers April 26, 2025

crude oil

I cant stop driking it,You know the black stuff? That comes in barrels...
I can't stop drinking it... I just can't...
It's tantalizing ... It's adDICKting ... It is... A delicacy

I can't stop drinking crude oil

by spcener9 July 22, 2024

Bowser Oil

Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.

Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?

Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!

by JowlMaster April 17, 2023

Oil change

Men's ejaculation by having intercourse.

He didn't have fun for a while.Time for an oil change.

by Kermode Bear September 24, 2018

Oil Change

The actual of taking a dumb while, or shortly before eating, effectively draining the old substance to add in fresh product.

Person #1: You gonna get off the dumper and eat those pizza rolls, or you just gonna let them go cold?

Person #2: No, just a routine oil change. Gotta empty it out before I fill it back up.

by DCShred96 March 3, 2017