chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.

A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.

by The third rick May 12, 2014

test rub

A very sneaky, dishonest way for one male to find out if another male is gay or bisexual, by catching the first male off guard, say, near a wall and pressing genitalia together until the second male gets a hard-on or shows other signs of sexual arousal.

I think Mike is trying to test rub Fabio to find out if Fabio's queer. Why else does Mike keep on trying to lean against Fabio at the end of film making class?

by pentozali May 5, 2014

Rubbing extremely

Dry humping but you don’t want to admit it

When we were rubbing extremely and making out.....

by .!$ June 6, 2020

shower rub

The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.

mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!

by Sassyredbitch September 1, 2018

Pork Rub

Someone or something Anti Casual, with a problem eating pork and a yapping problem....and probably your nickname in highschool.

"Looks like good ol pork rub is coming to Christmas this year, what should we get her?"

"Redbull and ham!"

by Jrflash2005 December 15, 2024

Sub Rub

The act of massaging one’s abdominal at the injection site of one’s sublocade shot to excite and release the medication into the blood stream to induce an immediate high.

We watched our friend in rehab sub rub his Buddha belly over FaceTime and get lit af.

by whokilleddelaware January 27, 2024

bottle rubbing

The act of sticking one's penis in a sports drink bottle.

"When I went into the bathroom, I saw Robbie bottle rubbing by the sink!"

by heckedcowboy November 18, 2016