butt naked

Refers to having a plain old ramen noodle soup without anything else (excluding water).

Guy 1: ay man you see teddy over there man? sittin' on his ass eating that butt naked
Guy 2: (a new prisoner) a what?
Guy 1: young blood, a butt naked is when a guy eats ramen noodle without no scoop a cheeze or they corn chips
Guy 2: oh, i see it now! hes eating it like a piggie

by TheHeeHooMan November 10, 2020

Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.

Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.

by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020

naked may 31

every 4 years (2016,2020.2024.2028)on the 31 of may this event happens in which people can ask for nudes without having to send some back the person cannot ask for any as well accept is is not ment to be because of this day

person 1 hey its naked may 31
person 2 damit alright
person 1 haha thank you

by jackalob May 30, 2020

Naked

You

A person with no clothes on

Hey you’re naked you going for hello weeny

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

Naked Athena

Woman who bared all in front of police during Portland protests, or one who emulates her

The lady named Naked Athena gained much attention as she paraded and sat in front of riot police that night

by Carl Davidson July 30, 2020

Reverse Naked Chef

A sex position in which one person lays on their back covered in sprinkled sugar and cream, both partners then eat fried food while engaging in sexual intercourse.

My girlfriend and I did the Reverse Naked Chef last night and I'm still all kinds of full and sticky

by Hadrian's Kangaroo August 11, 2020

Naked Wizard

An aspring music producer. Having drawn inspiration for his name from an absolutely random and eerie but rather interesting image of a topless man in a wizard's hat, he is currently uploading his original songs and remixes on soundcloud. His fans unanimously agree that he should work with all the ideas he has and expand his creativity with some s m o o t h j a z z . He is also currently unable to find a female vocalist and has to stick with a loser from another city. May have a nice voice but does noy try it (should do it soon).

-Composing witch house? That is so Naked Wizard this shit slaps bruh

Anyway, I love you

by theartser June 19, 2020