google myself

To masturbate

"I google myself all the time like when Angie is not in the mood or when I'm alone in a hotel."

by gtrimeshko January 25, 2018

isekai myself

To commit suicide in hopes of being reincarnated in an another world

Life is boring... I'm going to isekai myself tonight

by Onys January 24, 2019

burying myself

what you do when you have done something so bad it is worthy of being buried alive. Usually something embarrassing that makes you think death is an okay option.

"I can't believe I said that, I'm burying myself"

by madeleinethemerritt April 15, 2019

delete myself

Commit die

Well guys im going to delete myself so long

by Mike Hunt onmablles November 28, 2020

murdoch mysteries day

Murdoch Mysteries Day is on the 9th Of October!

Boy: It’s the 9th of October!
Girl: that means it’s Murdoch mysteries day!! 😃

by cxssiemysteriesx May 3, 2021

wise mystical tree

a really wise tree everyone has seen in shitty ads at least once in their lives

“if you’re over 25 and own <average gaming tool>, you have to play this game”

her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there

my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>

by otto apocalpyse’s piss drawer October 1, 2022

dominik mysterio

Dominik mysterio is the sexiest wrestler in the WWE, better than his deadbeat dad, mami's latino heat.

"Oh my god, look"

"What?"

"It's my dream hubby, dirty, sexy dominik mysterio."

by faceyourjudgementdaywwe July 13, 2023