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murph

(Verb)murph is another word to express the emotions of getting screwed over or turned down. It can also be used expressed in anger , or to treat unfairly or harshly. Murph can also be used as a figure of speech to get rid of or to ditch.
(Adj) Murph can also be used on its own, to express anxiouty , anger or disstress.
(Noun)Describing someone or something that screws or screwed over, messed up or destroyed a certain (noun) item, possesion or siduation.
Boy: Lets go out tonight.
Girl: Sorry, i have other plans
Boy: What a Murph!!
or
Boy:I just got murphed
or
Boy:murph this chick.
or
Boy: She murphed the whole siduation.
by Vicky Azrak January 7, 2008
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to continue to take part in an online political forum discussion even after one has already said one's good-byes
The other poster's message about Clinton's sex life got her so riled that she could not resist murphing for a quick rebuttal, and then another one, and then another one.
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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murphey!

lol, murphey means like idiot!
said like: arrr your a right murppppheeeeey you are hehe!
look at him acting like a stud again, hes showing himself up! the girls are going red from embarassment just through being embraced by him lol, hes a propa murppppheeeey!
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
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Murphied

to hook up with an ugly girl at a party and then when your friends ask you say that you didnt or dont remeber hooking up with her. You may also claim that you were too drunk when you actually didnt drink
Rob: didnt you hook up with that girl at the party last night?
James: No man that chick is mad ugly she was all over me but we didnt hook up.
Brian: wait but i heard you did?
James: No man if i did it was cuz i was hammered and i dont remember.
Rob:Dude you totally just Murphied us.
by Kelly Biglin November 27, 2010
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E Dog Murph

A lanky white boy who tends to enjoy doing the cotsy bop
See him ya? He’s some E Dog Murph I tell yah!
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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murphing

A usual murphing consists of repeated insertions of small deceased animals. (e.g. small rabbits, and dogs) and subsequent birthing into the hands of the 'doctor'.

In more recent years a murph-machine is required to cylindricate larger animals. Devout followers of traditional murphing have started an online movement to ban use of such machines.
"Dude, I was murphing the fuck out of Mary last night. The only way it would have better is if I had a murph-machine. I had to throw away a perfectly good rabbit... what else am I gonna use THAT for."
by owb_boys August 14, 2008
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Murph

To Squirt onto a persons face, laugh at them, and walk away.
Claud murphed me pretty nasty with the sun tan lotion the other day.
by WCS May 8, 2006
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