Not the Momma! 

from the television series, Dinosaurs, baby's favorite thing to say after he would hit his dad over the head with a frying pan.

Example :
baby dinosaur says , "NOt the momma! *Bam* Hits his dad over head with frying pan. "

Not the Momma! by senosenoshi September 16, 2009

Cummy mummy 

When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips

Jon: " I throughly enjoy a good cummy mummy"

Cummy mummy by Cactus wank August 11, 2016

mommabear 

a wonderful mother who is protective, but in a good way. she acts like a mother bear in all senses of the word; caring, protective, helpful, loving, powerful, strong, a refuge of sorts.

my mother has been acting alot like a mommabear lately, it's a nice change!

mommabear by hoffmannnnnn January 10, 2010

mummy battle 

When two old people have sex. From Starz' Party Down.

I was eight years old. I got sick, I went back to my hotel. Walked in on my grandparents, they didn't notice. They just kept... with their mouths... and their hands. It's like watching a... mummy battle.

mummy battle by mantion May 26, 2010

big momma deadly hoot 

A big momma deadly hoot is not your typical hit of dab/cannabis. It is a huge rip that’ll have you sweating and coughing for 5 minutes straight. Not to mention it’ll have your lungs crying. It is not meant for the weak!

Me: you want a small hoot? Or a big momma deadly hoot?

Friend: you think I’m a bitch? Give me a big momma deadly hoot!

big momma deadly hoot by Sauciest dagger April 27, 2020

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja 

"Teri Mummy Meri Hoja" is a clip from a video from YouTuber SunRayBee titled "INDIAN CRINGE KID, Bindass Kavya".

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja. Ab To Kuch Kar Hi Nahi Sakta. Ab To Ho Gayi Teri Mummy Meri *giggles*

Teri Mummy Meri Hoja by skelebro1 January 17, 2022

flatter than your momma's chest 

An insult used to describe how flat something is.

From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.

flatter than your momma's chest by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016