midget cove

the affectionate name given to the territory located at the end of Hillsboro Court. This was the name Jock bestowed upon his own cul-de-sac sometime in the early 21st Century. I believe the name was coined during a basketball game in which Jock must have felt inferior to his taller opponents.

There's a cookout in Midget Cove, let's bring short ribs!

by CRC Watchdog August 23, 2008

midget jizz

When you a short fuck and get good head that makes you unleash all the power of your balls

She sucked me so good i launched my midget jizz

by TwoRug May 7, 2018

Midge

Smaller than a chode.

My friend Magnus has a midge

by Bigdick Luke & Jackson May 19, 2018

Midget porn

If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.

Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019

midget

Henry

Henry is a midget

by Spilled July 9, 2019

Jumbo Midget

An oxymoron describing a a giant midget.

You: "Damn, look at that short giant! "
Your Friend: "That's not a short giant its a Jumbo Midget."

by Vladimir Ruiz July 7, 2011

Green Midget

A Green Midget is a midget that's green and looks like a Shrek Jr. Most Green Midgets are easily upset and constantly whining about how hard it is being a short ogre for a living.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"

Did you see that "Green Midget" walking down the street?
Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.

by OgreMingle August 31, 2018