mega sick

When you are sick but worse than you expected, so you tell your mates that you are mega sick.
Mate, I'm actually mega sick.
Oh nooo!
Yeah I know right. Keep vomming at decidedly inopportune moments.
Like when haha
Blerrguugugyy
by RedfireUK January 05, 2023
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Mega Fart Pig Monkey

Used to describe an obese black nigger that farts often and reeks of shit.
1. I haven’t showered in a month.

2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!

1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺

2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY
by MushaPickleJuice December 30, 2022
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Mega Table

The result of the world's greatest minds coming together and devising a way where all of their numerous friends can sit at the same table. CAUTION: you will need walkie talkies
sexy ass junior: MEGA TABLE AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
stupid dumb sophomore: i wish i had enough friends and/or balls to even attempt such a great feat
by Fuck Kevin Palmer November 27, 2010
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Mega Bee

A girl who is ostensibly smart, pretty, and not a basket case.
Charlie: Wasn't Sarah such a Mega Bee at the restaurant last weekend?
by GarlicHair78 September 28, 2019
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mega pissah

n. literally, a person who pees with incredible velocity
adj. another word for idyllic, or perfect
Yo dude that weed was mega pissah yo.
by madfewqgqhrgreq November 05, 2012
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Mega pizda

Vulgar Romanian expression for "very fucking good".
Ficatul de rata o fost mega pizda!
The duck liver was very fucking good!
by Becu2005 January 03, 2019
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Mega

Megapersonals
Find my escort ad on megapersonals.eu and make an appointment
by Snowbunny24hrs November 13, 2020
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