The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.
Or
2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.
Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.
by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019
Get the the matt hamiltonmug. 
Although he is decent at Dota 2 in general (solely due to wasting over 6K hours ), he is globally known for his trash SF (Shadow Fiend). People thought Kabi mag couldn't be beaten until they saw Matt sf. Enough said.
He has mastered the Euls combo, but the game always ends before he even buys an Eul's scepter. This is very commonly due to excessive feeding middle. If someone was to question him, he generally replies with, "Wah, roaming supports, wehh, trilaned mid, Wehhhh."
Matt is easily one of the most mango I have ever seen in my life.
He has mastered the Euls combo, but the game always ends before he even buys an Eul's scepter. This is very commonly due to excessive feeding middle. If someone was to question him, he generally replies with, "Wah, roaming supports, wehh, trilaned mid, Wehhhh."
Matt is easily one of the most mango I have ever seen in my life.
1)
Dave: "Have you seen kabi mag? Holy fuck its trash."
Tyrone: "yo, you need to see matt sf! I almost killed my self. Twice."
Dave: "Holy fuck! Idk which ones worse tbh!"
2)
"ffs matt sf?"
"gg, we fockin lost boys"
"anyone got a free leave?"
Dave: "Have you seen kabi mag? Holy fuck its trash."
Tyrone: "yo, you need to see matt sf! I almost killed my self. Twice."
Dave: "Holy fuck! Idk which ones worse tbh!"
2)
"ffs matt sf?"
"gg, we fockin lost boys"
"anyone got a free leave?"
by dondanon February 16, 2018
Get the matt sfmug. "Did you see Stella fall down the stairs when she saw that guy ?"
"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"
"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"
by Bambi_69 July 3, 2023
Get the Matt Surettemug. 
A very PUNny guy. Loves all things CAT. Loves to hum to fill awkward silence. Likes his coke but only finishes half. Mediocre Euchre player. He is the guy that everyone wants to Marry.
by dfdddfdDalupan May 23, 2019
Get the Matt Gibbonsmug. by Josh17921 June 22, 2018
Get the Matt Bagadouchesmug.