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lock club

A non-secret secret organization created to exclude others.

Activities include telling other people they cannot be in Lock Club, explaining why they cannot be in Lock Club, and voting on various Lock Club issues.

Voting when issues arise is mandatory for all Lock Club members. A unanimous vote is required to actually change anything, unless Alby really wants to, and Joe kinda backs him up a bit. Facists.

Offshoots of Lock Club include:
- Glock Club, a CS clan shut down due to lack of interest.
- Rock Club, consists of Dan, and his heart really isn't in it.
- The Meeyokeys, consists of anyone who can actually make that sound.
- There are rumors of a "People who have taken a piss on Nonnie" offshoot, but these are unverified.

Remember, you cannot join Lock Club. No matter how much you beg. Because that's the point. Get it? No, you can't join. Yes, we know it's YOU, but that would undermine the entire point of it. Fine, we'll take a fucking vote...
Dude, why can't I join Lock Club?
by Moses February 5, 2005
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Lock arff

Lock arff is when some mad ting is cock-blocked, like when a road is “shutdown” ( mad song), basically, it is when someone or some ting is out of bounds to you or some peng tings.
Ramzy-“Damn booi she be phat as fock, dose curves make me suffocate blud.”

Shane-“Naaah mun, dat chick be LOCK ARFF, yeh she be a virgin, but she got a bf, damn he Dench doe. Asked dat chick out bruv. REJECTION OOOOOOOOOOFFF.”
by Specialpeter June 15, 2018
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CAPS LOCK GAME

A GAME WHERE YOU KEEP SPEAKING LOUDLY AND TYPING CAPS LOCK STYLE AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN DO IT FOR ON MSN AND FACEBOOK YOU LOOK A BIT RETARDED AND YOU SOUND LIKE YOURSHOUTING AT SOMEONE WHEN REALLY YOUR BEING SYMPATHETIC ITS FUN
LEAH YOU RULEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
XXXX JELLY TOTS
HELLLO
HI
LETS DO CAPS LOCK GAME
WE ALREADY ARE
OH YEAH BET U I CAN DO TYHIS LONGEWR THAN YOU
by EDDIE HURLEY January 3, 2010
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U-lock Justice

Vigilante justice taken against aggressive motorists or "cagers," by bikers.

The heavy U-lock used to lock the bike is used to do damage to a vehicle, like by taking off a mirror.

U-lock Justice is not legal justice, but it's the only justice some cyclists get for being hit by inconsiderate motorists.
I saw some stupid cager get a dose of U-lock Justice after he tried to hit that messenger.
by Falkon November 6, 2006
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The Twist n Lock

This is when a woman, is performing oral sex on a guy. She does not want the guy to 'nut' in his mouth. So the guy says, 'ok.'
At 'splurging' moment the man takes his hand pulls her head as far down on his 'knob' as he can, and twists...realeasing his magical man chowder as far down her throat as possible.
by ChaRMuMPiS July 29, 2006
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Locker

Billy got shoved in his locker yesterday
by The Amazing Pickle May 31, 2018
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Cock Locker

Someone who locks on to cocks i.e. a gay man.
Hash: Oh yeh HE looks really good today.

Charles: Ahh Hash is such a COCK LOCKER
by jfj91 January 27, 2009
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