Landon Merrill Neck 

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.

Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.

Landon Merrill Neck by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011

Landing pad 

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap

"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.

Landing pad by IcedaBurg May 22, 2012

Landavore 

A person who will only eat food that comes from solid ground I.e. No seafood or aquatic plants.

I was going to take her to that new seafood place, but then I found out she was a landavore.

Me: Shrimp?
Her: No thanks, I'm a landavore.

Landavore by Gaddych September 8, 2013

Lacdan

Lacdan, a hard worker, diligent and a fighter. From the outside, he looks cold, and careless but inside, he truly is caring and loving. A familywho came from a working class village in the Philippines, and made their mark in America fulfilling the American dream.

A type personality, demanding, stubborn, intelligent, and pushy. Especially this one guy, man he walks like he's a big shot, head up high drives multiple luxury cars, but claims he is still struggling. Hard to read, and complicated, but given a chance, you'll realize how great of a person he is. Amazing, loyal, and admirable. Great traits.

" There he goes again ...J lacdan, with another new car, wtf....? I thought he said he was broke?" Yup there he goes again, fashionable, pearly white teeth, and yes, the young man is obsessed with removing a pimple he claims is " acne"...... Douche I fucken hate this fucker for working so hard and getting what he wants...." I wish I could be like j Lacdan.. Why is he single????

Lacdan by Socal92021 October 5, 2013

Landonined 

To be Removed, Kicked, Banned, Exiled etc... from a social group, while the person who landonined you had no valid reason or a stupid non-relevant reason.

Person A: Dude he landonined me from the group, wth??
Person B: Wow really, that's so dumb.

Landonined by UrbanNinja1001 April 24, 2015

landing run 

Forgetting to bring a towel to the bathroom and then having to turn into a ninja to go and retrieve one from the room in which you store your towels

If your smart you don't do the landing run....

landing run by AmazeeHD May 10, 2016

landon joshua 

Landon Joshua is sweet boy who loves animals and his girlfriend. he is quiet and reserved and usually keeps his emotions bottled up and to himself, but if you get to know him, he'll tell you everything. he will never know how incredible and loving he is. He is mentally and physically strong. He is very stubborn and hard headed in arguments but is most likely to be the one that ultimately feels bad and apologizes. his friends adore him, but he doesn't know. he has the biggest heart and the kindest eyes. it's hard to keep the girls off him, but his girlfriend will never have to worry because no one will be as loyal as he. he's an incredible runner and is the fastest on the track team, especially on hurdles. Landon Joshua will never know just how amazing he is and everyone wishes he would.

Landon Joshua's girlfriend is the luckiest girl in the world

landon joshua by noturmomsmom June 2, 2016