kyle xy 

A strange person who tends to talk in a monotone voice and stare dumbly at things and people. He acts like a lobotomy patient. He has clearly dyed black hair, blue colored contacts, and no belly button. His girlfriend always looks suicidal and talks in short sentences.

Amanda (kyle's GF) : kyle. where should i put the suicide note? *sobs*
Kyle XY : Oh. No. Do not do that. *blank stare*

kyle xy by Louii January 26, 2008

Jeremy Kyle 

Officially the best man on British TV. Chat show host like Trisha, Ricky Lake, etc. Much better! Jeremy Kyle deals with life situations and always tells it how it is. The most perfect man ever.

Girl1: "Did you watch Jeremy Kyle last night?"
Girl2: "Yeahh I cant believe that guy cheatin on her husband with her sister."
Girl1: "Yeah me too! But Jeremy Kyle sorted it out!"
Girl2: "Wow, yeah. I wish every guy was that honest."

Jeremy Kyle by Kimmiii February 7, 2008

kyle shower

When you use the shower head as a enema.

Yesterday I felt so constipated but after my kyle shower I was much better.
Her: Let's do Anal?
Him: Ok, but first let's give you a kyle shower.

kyle shower by thefuckdidijustread October 1, 2016

Kylee June 

This is a girl of loyalty, smiles, laughter, and creativity. She is the best dancer you will meet. Her heart is full of love!

Kylee June is so amazing

Kylee June by lolla WE November 2, 2016

kaledictorian 

when you're fucking smart but also health conscious

yeah, mark is a total hottie- i mean kaledictorian.

kaledictorian by gingypimp January 11, 2017

kylem 

An absolute lad, always there to crack a cold one with the bois.

Kylem, want a kebab?

kylem by kylemthename October 19, 2017

kylenet

When your internet is so bad you can't play anything with the boys online because your internet always goes out and you are redneck.

Kyle wanted to play with the boys with lilcutie on pubg, but he couldn't because his internet was so bad it kept on going out.

Chin had chinernet while kyle was stuck with kylenet.

kylenet by kylenet December 8, 2017