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Dog Knocked

Literally swingin a haymaker and knocking out a big rot or small chihuaua, To the floor and waking upon a lost stage of living.
My old lady came home early and dog knocked my girlfriend
by Hodgcov November 1, 2010
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knocked off the screen

Aye bro is that your girl, yea bro that’s her. Oh, last week she got knocked off the screen
by Cuz9 July 19, 2024
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Knock

When your wife is absolutely beautiful, but is being a brat and won’t tell you what something means. Usually after sex; drug use. Or both.
Tell me what KNOCK means before I give you a peg leg pirate.
by L man July 29, 2023
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Knocking out a chavvy

I can't believe she's 'knocking out a chavvy', she's already got enough kids to make up a football team!
by Kebab42 June 3, 2023
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hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
by Masogir November 5, 2019
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Knock

That means " to reach" in slang.
1) That's hard to knock
by AZIMOV IS OUT HERE September 2, 2021
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Knock-off friend

A person that isn't treated as anything, but acts the role of being a friend.

When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.

Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
Person A: "Who's that guy over there?"

Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."

Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
by ghosthandle June 11, 2022
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