knob monkey

A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.

Dave, I can't believe you said that, you're a proper knob monkey!

by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022

Grassy Knob

An absolute twat of a man who refuses to ever shave his grassy knoll. He expects oral favors even though he has a slobbin' knobbin'! When he refuses to be manscapin', then let that man be (e)scapin'!

"You don't want that grassy knob to give you a salty pirate."

-Linzey

by Jat42069 January 16, 2024

Door knobs

Nipples that are swollen or are bruised, usually after someone has been "titty twisted". Resembles the nipples being twisted like door knobs.

Joey: Yo, look how bruised Patrick's nipples are.
Jason: Yea, those are some crazy door knobs

by Stan the Man 54 December 11, 2016

Knob

British slang for the male penis.

Bitch come slob on my knob until I bust a nut

by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023

oh my knob

Oh my Knob is a phrase taken from timed where the school would not let you curse openly. The prase its self is a classin word play of "oh my god" but 'God' is replaced with Life 'Knob' to not break that sacred 3rd amendment. 'Knob' is a slag word for dick which id a word that would not be allowed on school grounds except for lil richard. So what your really saying is "OH MY DICK" but with a clean word for dick.

"Hey billy do your math homework?"

"Oh my knob i forgot!"

by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018

Knob-Jockey

A Knob-Jockey is someone who jockeys a knob

Aiden - "I know how to ride cock like an absolute pro, I should be in porn, sad my penis is too small"
Brad - "Your such a Knob-Jockey"

by Yuppy_254 April 13, 2023

slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty

"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."

by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019