The Jonas Brothers

Modern day Osmond brothers.

Guy: Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers?

Girl: OMG yEs i tOtAllY wAnT tO maRRy tHeM!!!!

Guy: Wow, they suck.

Girl: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JonasHater March 4, 2009

Jonas

Derived from Yonah (Hebrew meaning "Dove" or Sign of God, and also means 'The Doer') and translated through the Greek Ionas to the present Jonas. The Lithuanian name Jonas was independently derived from the name 'John' which means either a client of prostitutes or a device you sit on to crap.

Also a namesake book in the old testament depicting a prophet's involuntary ingurgitation by gigantic marine wildlife as part of a divine motivational technique program.

Also a reason for screaming adolescent girls to wet their drawers, and for lame rock bands to write mediocre songs in sappy 3/4 time signatures.

(The Doer) "You see that girl, I'd like to Jonas."
(The Dove) (In the shower( "Honey, do we have another bar of Jonas under the sink?"
(Sign of God) "I neglected to read the Jonas on the freeway and missed my exit to the Billy Graham talk."

by JonasOfToronto April 29, 2009

Jonastastalastic Productions

A site created by Heather Renee Perdue. Obsessed Jonas Fan, who writes and talks to people on myspace. The link is myspace.com/gothghost665. Youtube channel is JBfan665 and Justin.TV Channel is niifuturewife1

or used as an exclamation when so excited or happy.

It's Jonastastalastic!
Jonastastalastic Productions writes on!

by JBfan665 October 9, 2008

jonathan

a bitchass who likes to pretend he’s not

jonathan you’re a b i t c h a s s

by totesmigoats April 20, 2019

Kevin Jonas

A lead guitarist in the teen pop sensation group "The Jonas Brothers", with the most adorbale laugh in the history of mankind, pulls off straight and curly hair, has very strong morals, sweetest and kindest guy to ever walk this earth and was voted sexiest man alive in 2008.

The perfect man is Kevin Jonas!!!
He's sweet and kind whats not to like about him!!!

by MrsKevinJonas15 April 10, 2009

Jonas

A uncommon name.
Although now commonly used in band names.

Often mispelled or misunderstood

Me: You listen to that song by Weezer? Its called My Name Is Jonas
You: Wtf?

In-And-Out worker: What is your name?
Jonas: Jonas
In-And-Out worker: Jones...Joe?, your order is ready!

by MyNameIsJonas August 14, 2006

Kevin Jonas

The lie told to girls all over the world. "Kevin" jonas is truly PAUL jonas. Kevin is his middle name, hence Paul Kevin Jonas.

... put that in your pipe and smoke it!

"god, i wanna be kevin jonas when i grow up"

"No, you wana be paul."

by SuperAunt3794 September 14, 2009